Birthday Celebrations

Cake Girl by Hyeyoung Kim /Free Photos

Revive Fitness is having a birthday on Sunday… celebrating 10 years in Caledon! How awesome, 10 years of tortured people celebrating the pain, the agony… the… oh right… this is supposed to be a motivational blog…

So Lee Anne Simpson, is truly excited about this, and has created 3 workouts!  Circuit Training at 11:00 am, Zumba at 12:00pm and then Hot Yoga 1:00 pm.   This is going to be very very exciting … (To people who loves to exercise)

Soo, my best friend…lets call her….”Dopey”  gets all excited and says – We (meaning her AND I) are going to do these classes Candace!! Ok I have to be there, because well hey – I work here so I will be there to support and work the desk and answer questions..

Doing the Classes?  What the heck??  HELLO… Ok so I agreed to do the circuit… at 11:00 and the Hot Yoga at 1:00… NO ONE is going to get my ass into a ZUMBA class… I mean at this point, I don’t have a of dignity … having posted my unflattering pics on THE INTERNET!!

I know. Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket!

But I draw the line at ZUMBA… I do not have an OUNCE of coordination!  Remember the Calvin Klein floatation device around my waist, hmmm – now add to that, that I will not be able to follow any pattern of coordinated dance steps (Zumba) and you pretty much have…  two pigs fightin under a blanket!  NOT pretty.

Here is the other kicker… It just so happens that the 10 year celebration happens to fall on my Birthday. So, ME who dislikes physical work, is going to be doing physical activity ON MY BIRTHDAY?  What the heck?  I was thinking, you know – My DAY MY WAY….  NO exercise at all!

Maybe a relaxing day reading, watching all the girl movies that no one in my house of men would watch, having a hot bath… manicure – but NOOOOO  I am going to be exercising… Shawn better be there.. I heard some nonsense that he was staying home…??

I guess it really is the best gift I can give myself… the funny thing is this… I am actually starting to hate this activity thing less… WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?  Has Lee Anne brainwashed me?????  As I getting addicted to the hormones?   Let’s not get into that one too deeply… who knows what that will open up.

Sooo – see you tomorrow, at the “PAR TAY”   …. crap… how the hell??

Mel?  You BETTER be struggling as much as I , cus it is your birthday in a few days – so misery loves company, and we will do this together.